Paris Hilton is just as confused as you are

Paris Hilton took her breasts out in London last night and is clearly as shocked as we are to see them. It's almost like they magically appear from another dimension only to vanish just as quickly. That said, she's... ...read full story

Craziness.

Hey, folks, sorry for the abbreviated posting today. Had to deal with a family emergency involving rides in an ambulance and navigating the clusterfuckage of the American healthcare system. But everything's copacetic, and The Superficial will resume ...read full story

Angelina Jolie and Girls Were Born to Dance

Angelina Jolie accompanies daughters Shiloh, 3, and Zahara, 4, to a dance class in Studio City, California.

Jessica Biel is nothing more than a pawn

In case you guys haven't heard the most pressing news of the day, Justin Timberlake totally kissed Jessica Biel at the Lakers game the other night. No, really, Jenny Slater told me in science class and I wrote it... ...read full story

Paula Abdul leaves American Idol

It looks like contract negotiations fell through, because last night Paula Abdul announced on her Twitter page she's not returning to American Idol: With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to #IDOL. I'll miss nurturing all... ...read full story

Miley Cyrus Leggy At London

According to Makeushot.com, The Hannah Montana beauty, Miley Cyrus thrilled youngsters at a British school when she visited their classroom to give them a lesson on how to be a star.
Hmm, interesting. Miley Cyrus is a teacher.

Miley Cyrus At the London Hannah Montana Premiere

Billy Joel and third wife Katie Lee split

Billy Joel and his third wife 27-year-old Katie Lee are calling it quits, according to NY Daily News: "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate," reps for the pair said in a joint... ...read full story

Denise Richards should tan some more

Here's Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I'm pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big... ...read full story